Autor: ghost21

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath…

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‚Can you give me a room and bath?‘ he asked the clerk. ‚I can…