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Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash…

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says „to be taken…

What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‚Can you give me a room and bath?‘ he asked the clerk. ‚I can…

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do…