Autor: ghost21

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. „Say,“ said Dewey, „Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin‘ ta night school ta…

I see the baby’s nose is running again,“ said a worried father. „For goodness sake!“ snapped his wife. „Can’t you think of anything other…

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because…

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?…

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.