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Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “ my wife was reading a „tale of two cities“ and…

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

Do you like your new baby sister? She’s all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can’t even send her back because…

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it?…

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. „Say,“ said Dewey, „Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin‘ ta night school ta…