Autor: ghost21

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.