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„Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can…

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. „Good lord!“ he screamed, „one of the engines just…

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, „We have lost an engine, but…

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really…

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…