Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A man walks up to the counter at the airport. „Can I help you?“ asks the agent. „I want a round trip ticket,“ says…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. „What’s the problem, fellow?“ asked his…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Pilot says: „Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes United Airlines FA: „Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes From the pilot during his welcome message: „We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry… Unfortunately none of…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: „We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the…