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Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: „We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get…

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, „We have lost an engine, but…

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. „Good lord!“ he screamed, „one of the engines just…

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the ’newly arrived‘ area. There are three doors,…

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, „How long does it take to fly to Boston?“ The clerk said, „Just…

A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport….

From a Southwest Airlines employee: „There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft…“

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, „Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost…