Autor: ghost21

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime,…

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they…

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with…

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy,…

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, „Ladies…

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying ‚In the event of a water landing,…

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as…

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late…

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of…

Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash….