Autor: ghost21

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy,…

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late…

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, „Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost…

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she…

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to…

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport….

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the „Fasten Seat Belts“ sign was kept lit during the…

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, „Ladies…

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant…

The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there…