Autor: ghost21

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?

There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few…

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire a new accountant…

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.