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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire a new accountant…

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few…

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What’s a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don’t 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?