Autor: ghost21

Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered…

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? „What kind of answer did you have in mind?“ Two, one to change…

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

What’s the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‚The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!‘.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map…