Autor: ghost21

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? „What kind of answer did you have in mind?“ Two, one to change…

What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.

What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map…