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What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered….

I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very…

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion? Tanto

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!