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What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered….

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very…

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!