Autor: ghost21

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight? A well ‚aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!