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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight? A well ‚aardvark!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!