Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a „ChangeLightBulb“ event to the socket.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the old one. „We looked at the…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001,…
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes I’ve been on my computer all night! Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website. That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.