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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a „ChangeLightBulb“ event to the socket.
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer jokes Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.
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