Autor: ghost21

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that…

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is…

Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem…

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ to „Press Return Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“…

Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit…

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If…

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be…

Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said „File…