Autor: ghost21

Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is…

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that…

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If…

Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be…

A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for…

Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ to „Press Return Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“…

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said „File…

Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit…

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, „Well Bill, I’m really confused…