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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging…

Q: Why don’t blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, „I hear you Irish are…

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft…

Does killing time damage eternity?

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, „I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.“ Well,…

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, “I’m Jesus Christ.“ The first…