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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft…

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just…

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. „Look at their…

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then…

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

„Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?“ „No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.“

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.