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A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, „I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m…

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!

A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. „Which side is it best to lie on?“ she asked. „The side that pays your fee,“ replied…

Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the…

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

„Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?“ „No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.“