Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs…
Januar 6, 2021 Dance jokes Andy: „Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls…
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What’s the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One’s a seedy beast and the other’s a deceased bee.
Januar 6, 2021 Dentist jokes A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a…
Januar 6, 2021 Dentist jokes A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, „I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Dentist jokes „I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.“ said the man to the receptionist. „I’m sorry sir.“ she replied. „He’s out right…
Januar 6, 2021 Dentist jokes Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost?…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room….