Januar 6, 2021 Odd One Out Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others…
Januar 6, 2021 Grenade pin What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 121-140 121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What’s the difference between…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 1-20 Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 21-40 Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 61-80 61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.62. Q: What’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.“Well, Bill, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 The fly The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain. All is quiet and still, and,…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 41-60 Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 101-120 101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And…