Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.“Well, Bill, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde quickies 21-40 Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s…
Januar 6, 2021 What Gets Bigger and Bigger? Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during class, „Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticket Please Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the…
Januar 6, 2021 The World of High Finance A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral,…
Januar 6, 2021 Power of the Internet Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to…
Januar 6, 2021 Let me say grace! A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and…
Januar 6, 2021 In a perfect world… *25 Things a Wife would say in a „perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you’ve had enough…
Januar 6, 2021 The new priest gets drunk! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The…