Januar 6, 2021 Truth Be Told A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blonde Kidnapper Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes…
Januar 6, 2021 Six Bad Days Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony,…
Januar 6, 2021 Why firemen have dogs A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Four Kids There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble…
Januar 6, 2021 Power of the Internet Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to…
Januar 6, 2021 The new priest gets drunk! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Airplane in Trouble First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and it was raining.Second Man:…
Januar 6, 2021 In a perfect world… *25 Things a Wife would say in a „perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you’ve had enough…
Januar 6, 2021 A play on Computer Lingo. 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.4….