Januar 6, 2021 Airplane in Trouble First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and it was raining.Second Man:…
Januar 6, 2021 A play on Computer Lingo. 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.4….
Januar 6, 2021 Chinese laundry man This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Four Kids There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble…
Januar 6, 2021 The new priest gets drunk! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The…
Januar 6, 2021 In a perfect world… *25 Things a Wife would say in a „perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you’ve had enough…
Januar 6, 2021 Why firemen have dogs A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the…
Januar 6, 2021 A new national anthem? Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, „Yank my Dandy Doodle!“
Januar 6, 2021 Just Ducky! If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you’re walking by the annoying someone….
Januar 6, 2021 The Race There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell…