Januar 6, 2021 Why did the condom fly across the road? Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Januar 6, 2021 How to make an ugly baby… Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents.
Januar 6, 2021 Beers for everyone! A guy walked into a bar and said „Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.“ But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Arguments Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning…
Januar 6, 2021 What is a country song played backwards? What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job…
Januar 6, 2021 Pat and Mike at the brewery. Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat calls Mike’s wife, Mary, and says: „Sure, and I hate…
Januar 6, 2021 How Many cochroaches…? Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows…when the light comes on they all scatter!
Januar 6, 2021 Republican or Democrat? Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Januar 6, 2021 Just Ducky! If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you’re walking by the annoying someone….