Januar 6, 2021 When I die… When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did — In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Januar 6, 2021 The Braggart Gets His! The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case…
Januar 6, 2021 The Flashlight Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Januar 6, 2021 Psych 101 A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am.The professor told his…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates' Wedding Night What did Bill Gates‘ wife say to him on his wedding night?“Now I know why you called your company Microsoft“
Januar 6, 2021 Phonebook Dilemma Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.
Januar 6, 2021 This vet must belong to an HMO! A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog’s still, limp body and sadly informed the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Wagon It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.“Hey Willis!!“ the farmer yelled. „Forget…
Januar 6, 2021 Making Cakes A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks…
Januar 6, 2021 A Bad Mix What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don’t do dick!!