Januar 6, 2021 The Lady with no legs or arms. A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no…
Januar 6, 2021 Strip Joint Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself…
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong Answer! A wife asks her husband, „Honey, if I died, would you remarry?““After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need…
Januar 6, 2021 This vet must belong to an HMO! A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog’s still, limp body and sadly informed the…
Januar 6, 2021 Last supper – last words. What were Jesus‘ last words at the last supper?“Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get on THIS side of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Phonebook Dilemma Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.
Januar 6, 2021 The Wagon It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.“Hey Willis!!“ the farmer yelled. „Forget…
Januar 6, 2021 Making Cakes A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks…
Januar 6, 2021 A Bad Mix What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don’t do dick!!