Januar 6, 2021 If You Love Something…. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was…
Januar 6, 2021 In the bar. A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, „All the guys on this…
Januar 6, 2021 The new nun The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her…
Januar 6, 2021 A pile of one liners! Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives my cat his Christmas presents? Santa Paws!Who gives my other…
Januar 6, 2021 The virgin and the farmer boy. There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents‘ house for dinner. When they got done…
Januar 6, 2021 Siblings…… Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys who wanted to pick up women. Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian…
Januar 6, 2021 Heavy metal guitarist Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him.