Januar 6, 2021 In the bar. A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, „All the guys on this…
Januar 6, 2021 Siblings…… Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys who wanted to pick up women. Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian…
Januar 6, 2021 Heavy metal guitarist Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put sheet music in front of him.
Januar 6, 2021 The virgin and the farmer boy. There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents‘ house for dinner. When they got done…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Clinton & the Genie One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Upgrading to Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,…
Januar 6, 2021 Rejected Hallmark Cards Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at the bright side, she’s a really good lay.My tire was…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde and the pop machine. A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears her screaming at the machine…“You’re a dumb-looking button!“…