Januar 6, 2021 If PCs Were Toasters… If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a…
Januar 6, 2021 Eye-Popping Tongue Twister A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a…
Januar 6, 2021 A Chicago man in hell. A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says „sometimes it…
Januar 6, 2021 Thoughts Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?Ever stop…
Januar 6, 2021 Fruit joke! What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!
Januar 6, 2021 What\'s the definition of strain? Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\'t like your kid. Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes back stamped, „Dream on, Chester!“9. Kid asks for new bike,…
Januar 6, 2021 Royal Greetings? What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!
Januar 6, 2021 Beltway Holdups TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,…
Januar 6, 2021 You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell „TAXI!“