Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Woman would say… The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to…
Januar 6, 2021 A Redneck Joke 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up…
Januar 6, 2021 A facelift experience! A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.“Well,“ says the doctor, „I can do the facelift, and then you’ll have…
Januar 6, 2021 Pencils How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one ear and she can’t find her pen!
Januar 6, 2021 Beltway Holdups TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,…
Januar 6, 2021 Royal Greetings? What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!
Januar 6, 2021 You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell „TAXI!“
Januar 6, 2021 Musical Instruments Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‚hore-monica!
Januar 6, 2021 Camping with Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later,…
Januar 6, 2021 Clarification Of Corporate Lingo Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:“COMPETITIVE SALARY“ We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM“ We have no time to train…