Januar 6, 2021 Beltway Holdups TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,…
Januar 6, 2021 You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell „TAXI!“
Januar 6, 2021 Pencils How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one ear and she can’t find her pen!
Januar 6, 2021 Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS) This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as –…
Januar 6, 2021 Bathroom reading material Seen in a bar near here: „We don’t stand in your toilet, so please don’t pee on our floor!“
Januar 6, 2021 Clarification Of Corporate Lingo Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:“COMPETITIVE SALARY“ We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM“ We have no time to train…
Januar 6, 2021 Royal Greetings? What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down on one knee to greet royalty!
Januar 6, 2021 Camping with Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Annoy People at Work How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem…