Januar 6, 2021 Honda, Honda! A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Careful Now Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, „Madam,…
Januar 6, 2021 Panic Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the friggin beans,…
Januar 6, 2021 Good Sneeze! Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticklish Tongue Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me? Doctor: You have far…
Januar 6, 2021 Being Old and Bent Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is – being young and broke.
Januar 6, 2021 File Your Nails Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
Januar 6, 2021 Brown Eye Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 Invisible Man Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next!
Januar 6, 2021 Live Longer Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.