Januar 6, 2021 Get a Life Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don’t touch a drop.Doctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 Good Sneeze! Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with…
Januar 6, 2021 Ticklish Tongue Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me? Doctor: You have far…
Januar 6, 2021 File Your Nails Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
Januar 6, 2021 Brown Eye Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 Invisible Man Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next!
Januar 6, 2021 Live Longer Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Januar 6, 2021 Memory Pills Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?
Januar 6, 2021 Big Memory Problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Ignored Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!