Januar 6, 2021 Brown Eye Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 Invisible Man Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next!
Januar 6, 2021 Live Longer Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Januar 6, 2021 Memory Pills Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?
Januar 6, 2021 Big Memory Problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Ignored Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Januar 6, 2021 Can't See Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don’t worry, you won’t be…
Januar 6, 2021 After a Tonsilectomy? After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds….
Januar 6, 2021 Getting Better Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet…
Januar 6, 2021 Long Life Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!