Januar 6, 2021 Wrong Operation One Polish surgeon asks another: „How did that appendectomy go?““Appendectomy?“ shrieks the other. „I though it was an autopsy!“
Januar 6, 2021 Sore Throat A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his…
Januar 6, 2021 Med Examination A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable.“Haven’t you been examined like this before?“ asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Breeding Problem A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:“Doctor, when I wasn’t married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Plants Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Januar 6, 2021 After a Tonsilectomy? After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds….
Januar 6, 2021 Be Patient A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he’s registered, St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting Better Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet…
Januar 6, 2021 Long Life Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!