Januar 6, 2021 Adjustable Face Lift This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she…
Januar 6, 2021 Democrats vs. Republicans From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California]. The author chose to remain anonymous.Democrats…
Januar 6, 2021 Creative Answering Machine Messages You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist…
Januar 6, 2021 Snow Boarding For the Young When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: „Just because you’ve reached middle age, that doesn’t mean…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic) December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Absent From School Excusess 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Please excuse Dianne from being…
Januar 6, 2021 Arkansan Citizens Trip ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before leaving for Washington, clean red mud from windshields…
Januar 6, 2021 GOD'S – Quality Management Questionnaire God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a…
Januar 6, 2021 A fly in my beer! One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Justas…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Canadian Seasons In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.