Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct Terms New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90’sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted person–temporarily visually abledblind–visually challengedmute–vocally challengeddeaf–aurally challengeddead–metabolically differentalive–temporarily metabolically abledugly–aesthetically challengedfat–gravitationally…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct LEXICON Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, „race,“ as validBlack- African-Canadian, (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE: LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE South AFRICANS. DOES…
Januar 6, 2021 A Lesson in Politics A son asks his father, „What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.“The father thought some…
Januar 6, 2021 Cow Priced Like A Car What would happen if we priced our „COWS“ using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a „CAR“?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer…
Januar 6, 2021 Adjustable Face Lift This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she…
Januar 6, 2021 Democrats vs. Republicans From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California]. The author chose to remain anonymous.Democrats…
Januar 6, 2021 Creative Answering Machine Messages You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist…
Januar 6, 2021 Snow Boarding For the Young When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: „Just because you’ve reached middle age, that doesn’t mean…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic) December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Absent From School Excusess 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Please excuse Dianne from being…