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Januar 6, 2021 Congress Reduces Solar System A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another effort to reduce the NASA budget, passed a resolution today…
Januar 6, 2021 A Lesson in Politics A son asks his father, „What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.“The father thought some…
Januar 6, 2021 Cow Priced Like A Car What would happen if we priced our „COWS“ using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a „CAR“?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer…
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Januar 6, 2021 Adjustable Face Lift This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she…
Januar 6, 2021 Democrats vs. Republicans From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California]. The author chose to remain anonymous.Democrats…
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Januar 6, 2021 Snow Boarding For the Young When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: „Just because you’ve reached middle age, that doesn’t mean…