Januar 6, 2021 Artificial Insemination A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,…
Januar 6, 2021 The 9 Types of Girlfriends Ms. Nice Guy – „Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have“Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Boll Weevils Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields…
Januar 6, 2021 Years of Bad Sex A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm,…
Januar 6, 2021 General Kitchy Kitchy Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Januar 6, 2021 Ticket to Titsburg A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, „Give me two pickets…
Januar 6, 2021 Good/Bad Car Accident Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Who Enjoys Sex More? A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, „Men obviously enjoy…
Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Words of Wisdom Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way…