Januar 6, 2021 Charlie no more. Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mushroom A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, „We don’t serve mushrooms here.“The mushroom says, „Why?! I’m a…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Boll Weevils Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields…
Januar 6, 2021 Years of Bad Sex A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm,…
Januar 6, 2021 General Kitchy Kitchy Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Januar 6, 2021 Ticket to Titsburg A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, „Give me two pickets…
Januar 6, 2021 Good/Bad Car Accident Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Who Enjoys Sex More? A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, „Men obviously enjoy…
Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Words of Wisdom Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way…