Januar 6, 2021 General Kitchy Kitchy Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Januar 6, 2021 Ticket to Titsburg A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, „Give me two pickets…
Januar 6, 2021 Good/Bad Car Accident Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Who Enjoys Sex More? A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, „Men obviously enjoy…
Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo Parlour A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him on the inside of her thigh. She went to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Words of Wisdom Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way…
Januar 6, 2021 Definitions from Kids Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a…
Januar 6, 2021 Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say 10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It’s easier for me…
Januar 6, 2021 How To Catch A Polar Bear How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepolar bear comes…
Januar 6, 2021 Olive, the 10th Reindeer How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer „Olive“?Olive ?Yeah, you know, „Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names“