Januar 6, 2021 Sick and Pompous General The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Nuns On Bicycle Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, „I’ve never come this way before.“Other nun says, „Neither…
Januar 6, 2021 Blacks and Xmas Trees? What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Januar 6, 2021 Why Santa Has No Kids Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
Januar 6, 2021 Medical Record Quotes The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the…
Januar 6, 2021 Souped Up Lincoln This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Picking Personal Hell A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently…
Januar 6, 2021 Man On Bridge I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over…
Januar 6, 2021 Golfer Pays His Respects A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot…
Januar 6, 2021 By My Side Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:“Zelda, you’ve always been by my side““When I broke my leg at…