Januar 6, 2021 Medical Record Quotes The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the…
Januar 6, 2021 Souped Up Lincoln This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Picking Personal Hell A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently…
Januar 6, 2021 Man On Bridge I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over…
Januar 6, 2021 Golfer Pays His Respects A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot…
Januar 6, 2021 By My Side Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:“Zelda, you’ve always been by my side““When I broke my leg at…
Januar 6, 2021 Lonely Frog A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: „You are going to meet abeautiful young…
Januar 6, 2021 Horny Mouse One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated…
Januar 6, 2021 Smell His Fingers! One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.In…
Januar 6, 2021 Man's best friend. Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn’t touched his drink for over…